Sunday, November 21, 2010

Helpful lab hints #1

   I admire and commend any experiment where working throughput requires at some point the application of an ignition source to flammable material.
   However, to avoid risk of bodily harm it is advisable to engage the services of undead minions. Have them do the 'hands-on' work while you watch safely from a distance. Should any mishaps occur you simply sew them back together. Better than them trying to sew you back together. They are more likely to consume your dismembered parts than provide ad-hoc surgery.
   Then Igor hit on the idea of recruiting interns from my alma maters.